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BLS Nights

www.BLS-Nights.com was a website set up by some lads from Bolton-Le-Sands near Morecambe. It gave us hours of pleasure as we watched them drinking Stella and smoking weed outside shops & making smutty comments about the only girl they knocked about with.

The picture sequence of when they smashed their car up was fucking superb.

Anyway, they disappeared and the internet is worse off because of it.

We need to find the BLS Nights boys. We love them.

If you can help us in our quest then please pop into the forum and leave us your ideas. We're looking at it if they are our long lost parents. Yeah, that's it, we're the bastard orphans of BLS Nights.

More Eastern European Shite - The Truth Revealed

Last week saw the capitulation and removal of Serbia and Montenegro, at the moment known as Simply S & M. Though shortly they will be just S.(But enough of the politics)

This follows on the heels of Poland- equally abjectly shite and go home without a single worthwhile effort. And Ukraine are likely to follow too, being as they are completely fucking useless and have 'The Phil' as their biggest fan.

Also- Croatia have lost their first game, Russia aren't even here, and Azerbyfuckingzhan- do me a favour! This leaves Czech Rep, a bloody stupid name for a country, but one that's playing well.

However, they are confused because they aren't really Eastern Europe- look on a map, stupid- as most Brits have been pissed up in Prague more often than they've been to Benidorm.

So, why are they so shit? It's obvious- they've all retrained as bus drivers and dentists and are over here. Dobra Dan

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Fucking Paraguayan Wankers

by yorkseadog...

So we do all the hard fucking work to qualify for the world cup, get put in a group with some right shit teams, all the fucking nation gets their hopes up of England bringing the trophy home.

So on Saturday, the whole fucking country make it their priority to get to pub early, get a decent seat and get the drinks in. Maybe have a bet with the lads on first goalscorer, in which I went for Owen. One fucking pound that cost me, with a tenner up for grabs.

So the game gets nearer the chanting starts in the pub and the drinks are still flowing. I bet the fucking dodgy hat wearing South American wankers weren't thinking of all the trouble we had gone to, to prepare for the game whilst they are sat on the sandy floor in their shack listening to game on the wireless. Fuck sake man, get up to date with technology.

Then the game kicks off and all of the English fans are hoping to see the lads stuff the part time donkey riding wankers. Becks gets a free kick and whips it into the box. What the fuck did he head it into his own net for, I had a whole fucking pound on Owen to score first, did he not think of that when he decided to score and own goal?? Inconsiderable cunt.

So England win their first game 1-0 thanks to some nob from Paraguay but I wanted Owen to score so he could win the golden boot. People have got to start thinking of others at this world cup and not just themselves. Just because he couldnt score at the right end he decides to bang one in the wrong end.When will Paraguay stop thinking of themselves and maybe, just maybe go out of their way to think about somebody else and snap Owen Hargreaves's leg next time.

Fucking Kraut Bastards

So our cabbage munching friends on the continent have unsurprisingly qualified from their group after defeating World heavyweights Poland in the dying seconds of a woefully bad contest.
If I was in charge of FIFA I'd make a new rule that any team who lets a bandy legged, one footed, Derby County reject score two past them, will be booted out with no further appeals to be lodged.

I don't care how many goals the World War bottling cunts score in the group stages, allowing our mate Paolo to score twice is proof positive that they'll get brutalised when they meet anyone decent.

Further proof they are cunts comes in the shape of Bert Schweinsteiger. When is that wanker going to get me some points in my dream team?